The ULTIMATE!!! 5 Promos

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrior_%28wrestler%29

(Disclaimer: In attempt to channel the unmatched energy of this freak of nature, I will be using all caps and broken English for the duration. All for fun though!)

5. LOW IN TONE YET HIGH IN IN-TEN-SUH-TY, LISTEN AS I DEMO-LISH THE IMMORTAL ONE HOOOOO-KOOOGAN!


4. TWENTY EIGHT NORMALS ARE NO MATCH FOR DA WAH-RI-OR! ANOTHER DAY OF COMBAT AS MY POWAH SPREADS LIKE A VIRUS!!!


3. BOW DOWN AT MY AL-TAR AND BEAR WITNESS TO HOW MA-NY SYL-LAB-BULLS I USE TO YELL IN-TER-CON-TIN-ENT-AL CHAM-P-ION!!!


2. BUH-LIE-VE THAT I WILL LIVE FOREVAH HO KOGAN! DUH HULK-A-MANI-AX AND WAH-RI-ORS WILL LIVE FOREVER TO-GETHER IN COMBAAAAT!


1. DA CUL-MIN-ATION OF MY ANGER FROM DA GODS ABOVE! LAWN MOWERS AND ELEPHANTS FEAR MEEE!


Comments

I would just like to add

I would just like to add that we should have a day like Talk Like A Pirate Day, except that we must walk around and cut our own versions of Ultimate Warrior promos. It would be the most intense day of the year. I'm talking about meetings, disputes with spouses or siblings, phone calls, all Warrior talk all day.

"I sing like an amputee - can't hold a note, can't carry a tune."

Erik Ellickson | Fri, 04/16/2010 - 13:36

good stuff

i'd like to add his blog is here http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/

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Joseph Rhodes | Sat, 04/17/2010 - 11:11

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